I like to give advice that doesn't make sense as a joke.

Like today at the gym I was telling one of the boxers who is much better than me, which

is all of them.

Hey, you got to point your toes.

Telling people to point their toes is a good one because they think about it for a second

because it sounds good.

And I'm sure it's true when ladies are taking selfies in their bedroom and I'm sure it's

true in ballet, but it's not true in boxing and it's definitely not true in baseball.

My son went out to his first practice last week and they have three coaches.

They're really into baseball in this town.

And I go, all right guys, come on when you're throwing the ball.

Let's try to point those toes.

And you can see their brains try to figure out how one would point one's toes.

I actually thought it'd be a good idea to get a baseball coach into the gym and he could

talk about a punch.

Like when you throw up a pitch, you're supposed to show the ball to the back of the stadium

kind of a thing.

And then you launch it forward.

And the mentality there is to try and encourage kids to get their arm way back before they

throw a ball because a lot of them kind of push the ball.

Now that's not good advice to a boxer because you're clearly very open when you reach your

arm back way behind your head.

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