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The Dumbbells

126: DIY Soccer League (w/ Eliot Glazer)

The Dumbbells

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Ryan Stanger, Gym, Health & Fitness, The Dumbbells, Health, Weights, Exercise, Comedy, Comedians, Eugene Cordero, Fitness

4.9619 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Train, train, train! We are almost in April and spring has sprung! Will your summer bodies be ready?? The 'Bells have just the thing for ya. Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) is in The Weight Room this week! Eliot is a very funny individual and has a wild fitness backstory. He started his own soccer league for the kids that wanted to play and weren't as competitive as the jocks- it's amazing. He has found what works for him now but it's been long road to get there and a lot of hours on an elliptical on New York. Tune in to find out what he's doing now for exercise and stay to hear his gas station paleo cookie recommendation!

"Light Weight Babyeee!!!"

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:07.1

This is the Dumbaus, a personal fitness podcast where we have Eugene Cordero.

0:10.8

Me, I'm Ryan Stanger, have discussions and answer questions on all things, health and fitness.

0:13.9

This is solely based on our own working experience, a little bit of bro science.

0:17.8

So please keep in mind that we're not doctors, we never claimed to be. No, Just a couple of dumb bells. Love ourselves from fitness. We want to help you with yours. Help can start now. We're always discovering something new in the opening. Like a monologue. You know, where you're like, I've been doing this monologue forever. I found something new in it. And we don't. Do you? I'm never, I'm just surprised by my own voice every time I hear it. Sometimes I'm surprised I remember it. I'm like Chris Rock when he's in a movie where I kind of look to the side as though nobody realizes I was there. You know, he has his big eyes and then he looks to the side. It's like, who are you looking at? Eddie Murphy looks right in the camera. Chris Rocks looks to the left as though somebody's behind him. Yeah, it's true. And I'm surprised by my own voice. Yeah. My own voice. My own voice. Let's welcome our guest to the wait room. Get to it. We need some help. Let's get to it. We need some help because I'm just looking at the side at this point.

1:11.3

Yeah.

1:12.2

Spike the camera.

1:13.2

If I,

1:13.6

if I look straight ahead, we have our guest here in the wait room. Elliot Glazer. Hey, hey, hey. I want to do like a, like a fitness. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was good. Sounded broie. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1:09.2

Well, I did Fat Albert, not, not, yeah. What were the Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danes and France? That also was not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hans and Franz. Yeah, it was Dana Carving and Kevin Neeland. Yeah, listen to me now and hear me later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pump you up. Where were they were from?

2:09.8

They were supposed to be... They were Austrian. Yeah, they were supposed to be... It was definitely a Schwarzenegger rip-off, yeah, for sure. I, uh... A lot of people love doing Schwarzenegger or Mike Tyson at that time. Oh, yeah. That was the height of comedy. The big, big dude with the really soft lisp or the big dude with like the huge Austrian accent or an accent that you're for an accent.

2:10.5

And then that then translated into Christopher Walken as we approach the millennium.

2:16.6

Oh, yeah.

2:17.2

You know? Big walking world. Yes.

2:19.4

For a while. There's still, I still will see the A-list celebrity that will do walking like on the

2:24.6

making the rounds. Yes. You got their publicist's got to be like, hey. Yeah. Enough. And everybody's just like,

2:30.7

you're not doing like Kevin Pollock. Yeah. It's not a Kevin Pollock, Christopher Wachian. Yeah, yeah.

2:35.0

Or Kevin Spacey, Christopher. Oh, he's not going to do it at all. No. He's going to do it in jail for the fellas. For all the fellas. For all the fellas. For the parole board. Yeah. What a creep. What a straight up creep. What a creep. Always flunting his weirdness.

2:53.3

But that video that he put out was absolutely bananas.

2:58.7

Why and how?

3:00.7

And who?

3:01.6

Listen.

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