Hey, what's up? It's me, Branson, and me, Andrew, and we're, episode one. We're coming at you

live and direct from E1 Studios in sunny Las Vegas, California. That's right, Andrew. And speaking of

live and direct, have we got an announcement for you? That's right, Branson. On Saturday, April 18th,

E1 will be teaming up with Chapo, FYM for a live charity Twitch stream

to benefit the Restaurant Workers Community Foundation's Crisis Relief Fund.

All of podcasting's brightest stars are going to come out to shine, including all your favorites.

From Chapo Trap House, Will Meneker, Catherine Kruger, Truth Points, Derek and Drill,

Eat Chain, Wolf Parades, Dan Beckner,

and a music video premiere from Wolf Parade, and a whole lot more.

All the excitement begins at 4 p.m. Eastern on Saturday, April 18th, on the Chapo FyM Twitch channel.

Is there anything else you would like to add, Branson?

Yes, Andrew, the people need to know that these will be real E1 episodes for like eight hours, and we're not going to phone it in and

play video games like some other streamers do. Sounds like a lot of work. Let's hope people bring their

pocketbooks, which they hold their money in, to make donations. Yes, once again, that's 4 p.m. Eastern on Saturday,

April 18th on the Chapo FyM Twitch channel. Okay, see you there. Okay.

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

podcast recovery. This podcast is entitled The Grim Incident at Vorpal Manor. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Lord Alphonse's Sedgwick hailing from Vorpal Manor on the Isle of Asphyxia, resting just off the Wedgwick coast of the Black Lake just south of Terre Haute.

My family has fallen on hard times.

Our ancestral home is in disrepair, which parallels, ironically, the state of our moral and financial degradation.

Now, many decades ago, we ruled the Duchy of Terre Haute, its people, and had soirees with the rich and powerful all over the world here from our castle in Vorpal Manor.

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