125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com

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0:00.0	At Virgin Active, there's something for everybody.
0:05.0	Whether you like to work up a sweat in a strength and conditioning class,
0:09.0	or tone your limbs in Pilates and then head to the spa,
0:13.0	we can help you find your thing.
0:16.0	From swimming to boxing to gentle jacuzzi bubbling,
0:20.0	whatever gets you moving, it all counts at Virgin Active.
0:24.0	Join today and get your first two months free.
0:27.0	Season C's apply, offer ends January 31st.
0:30.0	And I was like, hold on.
0:31.0	I'm a little bear bitch.
0:34.0	This is Mack Brown, too.
0:37.0	Here's the thing everyone.
0:39.0	Where's the new merch?
0:40.0	What, oh, wait, where are you going?
0:42.0	I don't know. I was going to say, women have periods.
0:44.0	That's weird.
0:45.0	It's weird.
0:47.0	Blood.
0:48.0	I feel like when God was making us,
0:50.0	He didn't need to put that in there.
0:52.0	I mean, I'm sure it helps the reproductive system run out.
0:56.0	I don't know anything. I don't know anything.
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