125: A Sandwich and Some Profiling

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Kellie and Allen met on Bumble and for some reason, they believe they're semi-experts on the subject. Kellie got a DM from a podcast listener asking for some critiquing and advising on her Bumble profile, which she was happy to do. But it turns out Allen didn't necessarily agree with what Kellie advised the listener to do.

There's been a lot of NCAA basketball at Evans Manor and Allen is all about Texas Tech making it into the Final Four for the first time in the school's history. But who would think Kellie has a hot sports opinion on BASEBALL?

And after posting a video of Larry the Rescue Dog scooting his butt across the carpet, Allen got A LOT of feedback. Are Kellie and Allen the worst dog owners ever??
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0:00.0	Paddy Power Games gives you more chances to win.
0:02.3	Imagine that, life with more chances.
0:04.6	Bojo, fancy some cheese and shably, downstairs, yeah?
0:10.4	No, get out of my office.
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0:22.0	More chances to win with Patty Power games.
0:24.4	Once been per player per day, each prize carries individual T's and C's
0:27.2	eligibility rules and T's and C's a player 18 plus be gamble aware.
0:29.6	Talk. Welcome to another episode of a sandwich and some love and I am Kelly Raspberry Evans and I host this lovely podcast along with my husband Alan.
0:46.2	Hold on I got a burp.
0:48.2	Hello, I'm Alan Evans who just took a great big gulp his orange vanilla Coke Zero right before we
0:56.7	started recording a podcast. I feel like a helium balloon. Yeah we've been searching all over town for these things. You can find
1:06.7	the regular orange vanilla coke the orange milk coke zero.
1:12.0	Hash. Not an ad ad a little bit more elusive so
1:14.8	Alan went with me to the grocery store tonight and in the refrigerator right by the
1:18.0	check out he found a couple of bottles of these and Alan likes to shock me at how much he can drink and how loud he can gulp.
1:28.0	Yeah, it's like nails on a chalkboard. There you go.
1:37.0	Kelly could pick that up through his microphone but
1:40.0	Kelly went to several groceries, umptine.
1:44.1	Uptine. And every time I'd say, hey, baby,
1:46.3	did you have any luck?
1:47.3	No, babe. They just don't have them. They had the regular Coke,
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