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🗓️ 22 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Ho! |
| 0:01.6 | Welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Santa! Oh, I did the ho-ho. I shouldn't have done it because you're Santa. Yeah, and you only did two ho-hows, and it was weird. You know, there's three usually. Do you think Mrs. Claus like picks up the ho-ho-hoing occasionally? She definitely picks up the ho-ho-oh-oh. But I mean, it's like, if your husband- doing all the hoeing around the house. |
| 0:24.0 | But I mean like if your husband, ho ho hoeing occasionally. She definitely picks up the ho. She's got to pick up some of it. No, she's probably, I've been doing all the hoeing around the house. |
| 0:24.0 | But I mean, like, if your husband's walking around, ho, ho. |
| 0:26.1 | Like, eventually I'm going to, like, let one slip. She's like, how? It's true. Yeah. Lafes are infectious. I definitely mimic other people's laugh facts. I'm glad we're talking about this. |
| 0:33.1 | We do not talk enough about Mrs. Claus. |
| 0:35.5 | Like, where is she? |
| 0:36.8 | Goldie Holland. |
| 0:37.4 | What's her hobby? |
| 0:38.5 | Oh, I know. |
| 0:39.3 | Christmas cryicles. |
| 0:40.7 | Christmas. |
| 0:41.1 | What? |
| 0:41.3 | Christmas? do not talk enough about Mrs. Claus. Like, where is she? Goldie Hawn. What's her hobby? |
| 0:57.4 | Oh, I know. Christmas Cryicles? Christmas. Christmas Chronicles? What was the? Oh, yeah, Christmas Cradicles. Anyways, guys, welcome to Smoshmouth. It is around Christmas time. We have Spencer, and we are playing a little try not to laugh today. And you know what it's like when it's when it's Amanda and Spencer and a TNTL. |
| 1:14.3 | It means we're just going to kind of hang out and say some weird shit. Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen. I'm going to try not to laugh. I'm going to probably laugh 5,000 times today. I'm going to do my best to win. You're going to lose. I'm going to win. And I'm trying to think the last time I legit, like, even when we play these, I don't try not to laugh. I'm like, there's no. You just hang out. You literally come and hang out. I think the first time you did it, you had a bunch of beverages. You did pull out a bunch of beverages. That to me still, I don't think it hit the way I wanted it to, but that was funny to me. |
| 1:27.8 | There was something funny about, well, did you guys see that picture going on of Justin Bieber, where he has all the. don't think it hit the way I wanted it to, but that was funny to me. |
| 1:27.8 | There was something funny about, well, did you guys see that picture going on of Justin Bieber, where he has all the drinks in front of him? No. That was like, my impact. You think Justin Bieber watched that episode, and he was like, I'm going to do that too. Oh, God. Butter. This is who you are, Spencer. Butter? Butter? Isn't that? What is what's the song? |
| 1:43.2 | That's BTS, dumbass. |
| 1:44.4 | I thought, you need to go. |
| 1:46.1 | What's the other one that? |
| 1:47.0 | What's the one? |
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