#123 - Home Alone
Smosh Mouth
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5 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Amanda and Shane is not here. I'm Tommy the white guy in the white guy chair this time today. I'm Arasha. I'm not white. And this episode is called Home Alone because guys, it's around the holiday times. We are this close to going on break and I think we're all kind of ready. I think we're all ready. I think we're all kind of ready. I think we're all kind of ready. Yeah. And guys, it's going to be some crazy energy right now because we're all kind of ready. I think we're all ready. I think we're all kind of ready. I think we're all kind of ready. Yeah. |
| 0:21.9 | And guys, it's going to be some crazy energy right now because we're all kind of pushing it to the last. |
| 0:27.8 | And we're home alone. And we're home alone. How many calls do we get from telemarketers a day? Let me tell you, 22. |
| 0:35.0 | Because your phone number was sold. That's right. I bought something that was shipped to me from Hong Kong. And that sold my phone number somehow. And so now, 20 calls a day. Let's count. We've already had two since I've been sitting in this chair. Well, you have to answer one if it happens during the call. I will answer 100%. I will. And let me tell you, I will get a call. Wait, and like, let's try to be like bigger freaks than whatever they're trying to be. |
| 0:58.1 | Okay. |
| 0:58.4 | They're not freaks, so they're like, hello, Tommy. And that's when we're like, is your house available? And I'm like, I'm not my father. Yes. Speaking of, my dad was on BitCity and everyone's like, |
| 1:09.4 | Tom and Tommy talk exactly the same. |
| 1:11.9 | And I told my dad and I was like, have we ever been told this? |
| 1:14.0 | He's like, no. |
| 1:14.7 | Wait. Speaking of, my dad was on BitCity and everyone's like, Tom and Tommy talk exactly the same. |
| 1:11.8 | And I told my dad and I was like, have we ever been told this? He's like, no. Wait, how did I miss that he was on BitCity? We did the, our parents made this episode, BitCity. That just came out. I didn't watch it. Oh my God, my dad wrote a sketch. Your dad was here? No, my dad, they did a video call. |
| 1:26.4 | He flew out just for BitCity. |
| 1:26.9 | He flew out just for BitCity. |
| 1:28.1 | No, they did a video call. |
| 1:29.3 | And he's like, my dad, they did a video call. He flew out just for BitCity. He flew out just for BitCity. |
| 1:28.1 | No, they did a video call. |
| 1:29.3 | And he's like, it took 20 minutes for my mom to be like, do I have to download an app time? My dad's like, I don't know. And I'm like, Tim, does my mom have to download it? And he's like, no, it's a website. And I'm like, it's a website. |
| 1:41.2 | She's like, it's taking me to the app store. |
| 1:43.4 | Oh, no. |
| 1:44.5 | Anyway, parents. |
| 1:45.3 | And that's why my parents were not in the episode. |
| 1:47.5 | Yeah, that's right. |
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