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Evolution of a Snake: The Taylor Swift Fan Podcast

124: Taybachelorette Predictions

Evolution of a Snake: The Taylor Swift Fan Podcast

Evolution of a Snake: The Taylor Swift Fan Podcast

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Welcome back to Taylor Talk. As the whole world knows...Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce. Therefore, in today's episode, we're speculating wildly (in good fun) about her hypothetical bachelorette party. What will the girl boss do? We imagine two scenarios: what should happen vs what probably will happen. Everything is on the table: guest list, silverware, lighting, venue, and the overall vibe. There are even Pinterest boards to discover. 

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0:44.2

Welcome back to Evolution of a Snake. I'm Zach.

0:47.3

And I am Madeline.

0:49.3

And today we are doing something straight out of the demented evolution of a snake canon.

0:55.6

Some of our favorite episodes to make are the episodes where we get to do our very own form of meth-math.

1:02.5

So today, we are going to be talking about Taylor Swift's hypothetical bachelorette party.

1:08.0

So we have a couple of options for you.

1:10.1

Madeline's going to tell you what Taylor

1:12.3

will, what Taylor should do in an ideal world, the best case scenario that she could do. And then I'm

1:17.6

going to give you what she's likely to do, the real world reality of what she's actually going to do.

1:22.5

And can we just say off the top, this is completely hypothetical. We're not parisocial. It's made up.

1:28.3

She's actually going to do any of this. This is just a fun way to have a kiki and, you know, just be a little, a little funny, silly goose. We like to do that from time to time. And you should really go to Evolutionofusnake.com and get tickets to the snare snare store in Australia because it's coming so soon.

1:44.7

We are literally, Madeline's going to be lending in Australia in a mere matter of days, you know,

1:49.5

by the time you're hearing this. So you better get your ass up and get tickets because we want to

1:55.8

see you in Melbourne, Brisbane, and Sydney. And you can see chats and reacts in Brisbane too.

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