Hi, it's John here with a very special cold to open.

So during this episode of Dear Hank and John, Hank and I talk quite a bit about his upcoming book,

an absolutely remarkable thing. We also mentioned that the pre-order will be available soon.

Well, every time we say that, just imagine that we are actually saying the pre-order is available now.

That's right, Hank's book is available for pre-order now, wherever you pre-order books,

you can also go to Hankgreen.com. There are links there. Okay, that's it. I just wanted to pre-correct

to the incorrect facts in this pod. Also, I just want to say this is a really, really wonderful book.

I'm not saying that only because Hank is my brother. It is a really special novel. I am so

proud of him and so excited for him. I really hope that you'll pre-order the book. It's called

an absolutely remarkable thing. It's by Hank Green. It is his first novel and it is available for

pre-order now. All right, onto the episode.

Hello and welcome to this weekend, Ryan's. That's not the title of this podcast at all.

Dear Hank and John. That's it. I prefer to think of it as dear John and Hank, or this weekend

Ryan's, whatever. It's a comedy podcast for two brothers. Answer your questions.

You'll be the reason for asking for you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Limbo

Than John. How are you? I'm cold. I'm cold. Hank, I've been cold for two months. It's complete.

The situation is utterly unacceptable to me. Every day I go outside and it is somehow colder than

it was the day before. The snow is so cold. You can't even make snowballs out of it. It just falls

apart in your hands because it's made out of ice. It's ice snow. Oh, it's horrible. Everything

is terrible. I'm so tired of winter. Why do I live here? I mean, I like, I didn't even know

that Indianapolis really had winter. It usually has a nice mild winter where it gets down to,

you know, like 10 degrees a few times. This, the entire month of January has been just horrific,

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