123: A Sandwich and Some Shoplifting

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

After their rescue dog Larry was housebroken, he suddenly started peeing in the house again! After some thorough googling, Allen discovered the cause of the urination and how to stop it. Can you believe it all boils down to building a dog's confidence? And are the methods Kellie and Allen trying actually working?

Have you ever accidentally shoplifted? Kellie and Allen share their stories about how they accidentally stole stuff and how they lived with themselves afterward.

And how skinny is she? Allen shares some funny ways Texans describe the skinniest living among us.
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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of a sandwich and some loving.
0:10.3	Thank you for joining us tonight.
0:11.7	I am, well this morning, depending on me you're listening.
0:15.0	I am Kelly Raspberry Evan. This is my co-host, my husband.
0:19.0	Hello, Alan. What are you doing?
0:22.0	Having some serious share problems here.
0:25.0	What is happening?
0:27.0	Listen.
0:28.0	Can you hear that?
0:29.0	I don't know if that's picking up on the microphone, but what a mess.
0:32.0	Anyway, we are back for another episode
0:33.6	of a sandwich and some loving,
0:34.8	and I don't know if you can hear that noise,
0:37.0	but my husband's having a lot of fun.
0:38.6	What is this going on?
0:40.4	I don't know, it's probably not.
0:41.9	It's probably not. It's probably not but it well to describe the sound it's a
0:45.3	creaking cracking sound like almost like an electric current on a shock or something
0:49.6	at first I thought I thought I thought I thought I'm lighter and it sounds like the chair is groaning under my weight.
0:55.0	Well it can't be that because there's so much less of you darling.
0:58.0	180 pounds, babe.
1:01.0	180 pounds and we're're gonna get into this.
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