Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!

Gores, I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast for two brothers answer your questions,

give you the DBS advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

John, how are you?

I'm very, very cold.

Uh, it's unfathomably cold here in Indianapolis at the moment.

And even though this podcast won't go up for a few days,

it will still be cold when the podcast goes up.

Hank, I've been living near the White River for many years now.

This is the first time I've ever seen the White River not only freeze completely over,

but in fact, there are deer tracks that go from one side of the White River to the other,

indicating to me that a deer very likely survived the traversing of the White River,

indicating to me that I could potentially survive such a traversing

and I could go visit my neighbors across the river,

but I'm not going to attempt that because it's too cold to even go outside,

let alone risk falling into a river.

You could just travel that way.

You could go get yourself a dog sled and just shoot on down the White River.

It's colder in Missoula than it is in Indianapolis,

though I guess that's probably not.

No, no, no, no, no.

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