122 - The Greatest Show on Earth
Episode One
Episode One
4.8 • 881 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2020
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery. |
| 0:05.8 | This podcast is entitled The Greatest Show on Earth. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one. |
| 0:16.6 | Come, children, one and all and watch them flip and watch them fall. We're in a brand new world full of wonder and cheer with laughter and danger and cries of fear. |
| 0:25.2 | We have ladies and all Lycra flipping on some ribbons and we got animal trainers where we're beating some gibbons. |
| 0:30.9 | We got fire breathers drinking Mickelope Altra. |
| 0:33.5 | We got trapeze walkers who have dementia. |
| 0:37.0 | It's a miracle world, boys and girls. |
| 0:39.4 | We got felons and junkies and Eastern Europeans, and that's just the guys at the ticket booth. |
| 0:43.7 | So sit back, smile, and enjoy this audio circus because the police have shut us down for a case of missing persons. |
| 0:50.5 | Welcome, everyone, to the greatest show on earth. |
| 0:53.1 | I am Captain Pocket Watch Penny Farthing, and I'm here with three of my workers at Zippy Circus. |
| 1:00.2 | And we're very happy to be coming at you for the very first time through podcast form, as we are currently outside the city limits of Terre Haute, currently on lockdown. |
| 1:10.5 | Enough about that. No one wants to hear about the bad stuff. Let's get, currently on lockdown. Enough about that. |
| 1:11.7 | No one wants to hear about the bad stuff. |
| 1:13.2 | Let's get to the good stuff. |
| 1:14.2 | I am joined here by my right-hand man. |
| 1:17.1 | The head clown here at Zippy Circus. |
| 1:19.0 | Scuzzy the clown. |
| 1:19.9 | Scuzzy! |
| 1:20.5 | How you doing, bud? |
| 1:21.9 | You know what I'm always just... |
| 1:23.8 | Well, we're doing what we do best you know well i guess we're not because we're not doing the show but |
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