Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we read the

worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. We're reading reviews of

churches today so that'll go well. I think I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Confident? Well it's one of those things where usually when we read reviews we're

kind of like supporting the people writing the reviews and I don't know you know I mean sorry oh my god

no we are not I'm not standing by that statement. Okay let me try that again normally when we read

reviews we're kind of supporting the businesses that are or the employees who have to deal with

those reviewers. In this case a lot of the reviews were like Waco on both side like that it was like

yeah it's hard to fall on either side of some of these reviews I completely agree. So yeah

I'm definitely like I think we can do a blanket statement of like we are not like

endorsing trying to help these churches with their reputations not at all. We're not trying to hurt

them either we're just trying to relay the news to you. We're journalists. We are journalists.

We are completely we completely lack any bias. No bias. No bias whatsoever. Straight shooters.

The straightest I've been told anyway. Should we just get into it? Yes can I go first because I

have I think more than you. Go for it. Okay the first review I have so I googled I and in

a word I begin which happens when we don't specify a city. Where to start yeah. Yeah so I googled

church reviews and actually there was an article on Observer.com of just a list of some churches in

New York City with some fun reviews. So I picked one of those. So this is a review of St. Barbara's

Roman Catholic Church in Brooklyn. This is a three star review by LT.

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