122: Cock Kebobs

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	Sometimes you just need to get away.
0:02.8	And for the Aglewall family, it was well over you.
0:05.5	They wanted to know exactly what they were getting,
0:08.0	like knowing their kids stay and eat a delicious breakfast for free!
0:11.6	Yes!
0:12.6	And no need to look heavy bags, with free parking at over 500 hotels.
0:17.4	Enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip.
0:19.8	Premier in, rest easy.
0:21.9	Only available to book at premierin.com.
0:24.5	Season C's apply, of two kids stay and eat breakfast free with a full paying adult.
0:29.9	I'm a little chubbed up, that's hot.
0:31.9	Because as soon as you use bad, you're looking at you like a fucking,
0:35.3	oh god, just like licking honey.
0:37.5	Fuck, what?
0:38.5	Pfft!
0:39.5	Oh!
0:40.5	Oh, hey guys!
0:42.5	What's up?
0:43.5	Yep.
0:44.5	How is everyone?
0:45.5	I'm good.
0:46.5	You're good?
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