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The Shallow End

#122: Arguing With Masonry

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact  advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

0:09.0

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:18.0

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

0:23.5

Schnebly and talk. Hey, Lynn, I'm back in Ecuador now and, uh, you sound farther away.

0:28.3

Like a hollow echo behind me. Yeah. It's this southern hemisphere echo. Yeah. It's a little

0:34.1

known phenomena. You were explaining to me, uh, before we started rolling our reel-to-reel recorders about how you spent part of your day involving not one, not two, but three dogs.

0:45.1

And I said, you should really tell that story to start the show.

0:48.0

Oh, it's a charming tale.

0:50.4

Cat stayed in Florida for a couple of extra days.

0:54.6

And so I'm here, and I went to go pick up the dogs that we had boarded while we were gone.

1:02.9

I just want to refresh everybody's memory.

1:05.7

First of all, I love all dogs.

1:07.8

I'm all about rescuing as many dogs as we can, but not in my house.

1:14.5

All three of these were rescued off the street.

1:16.5

Yeah.

1:16.9

Now, Lucie, the first one, I was all about, you know, it's great, you know.

1:22.0

And then came another one, Brando, and then came Sid.

1:25.7

And they're both great dogs, but nobody wants to take them.

1:29.8

So now I have three dogs and I'm the only one here.

1:35.6

And so I spent a good portion of my morning trying to wrangle three dogs, all of their beds,

1:42.8

their toys, their bowls, their leashes, into a cab by myself.

1:48.9

And it's difficult enough to do that when you have your own car, let alone a cab.

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