#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result. And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.1	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.4	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.6	Schnebley and Toff. It's episode 64 of the shallow end with Schnebley and Toff. Is it 64 or 65?
0:31.5	I think, well, geez, did I misspeak? You know what?
0:42.4	It's episode 65 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
0:44.1	I was a week behind.
0:46.1	I'm going to blame air travel, JJ.
0:47.2	It's jet lag.
0:53.4	I'm coming to you from the swanky Stillwater, Minnesota studios of the shallow end.
0:55.3	I don't think people realize it, but we have studios all over the world. It's a international conglomerant. So this week I'm recording from our
0:59.9	Stillwater, Minnesota studios. And I came here last week with my wife who is from the Twin Cities,
1:08.5	and we went to the Minnesota State Fair, which I had heard for many years
1:13.9	is one of the biggest state fairs in the country. And indeed, I was bowled over by just how big
1:21.3	this is. It's like over 100,000 people a day. It's absolutely nuts. Do they have stuff like
1:26.7	fried Oreos and things like that?
1:28.8	Because I'm in. Buddy, the amount of fried food, fried every, picture anything and they will fry it.
1:36.1	What about a Nike sneaker? If I had stayed longer, I probably could have found a deep fried Nike,
1:42.0	probably several. Here's the Air Jordan model.
1:45.1	Here's the LeBron James model.
1:47.3	Everywhere you look, there's every different kind of fair food you can think of.
1:52.0	So about halfway through the afternoon, I looked up and realized that we were at the
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