121: Trevor's Bad at Fingering?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE.

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0:30.0	Virgins, losers, they should be excommunicated from the Goddamn country.
0:34.0	Oh, you're bleeding. Fuck her! Who cares?
0:37.0	What a Goddamn duvet on the dick! Maybe you fucking slap it up!
0:41.0	Take me down to the paradise city where the grasses green and the girls are pretty.
0:45.0	What a pitch at us. Hey, where's Paradise City?
0:47.0	That's where the grasses green and the girls are pretty.
0:49.0	The grasses always green and girls are always pretty wrong.
0:51.0	Have you heard of December?
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0:54.0	Also, have you heard of girls named Margaret?
0:57.0	They're girls.
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0:59.0	Dude, God, I forgot to talk about it.
1:00.0	A little talk about it on Patreon anyways.
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