121: The Google Conspiracy

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to be zionists. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on iTunes. Links below. GET THE FREE MONEY SAVING TOOL: https://www.joinhoney.com/official GET FREE STOCK WITH THIS AMAZING INVESTMENT OFFER: official.robinhood.com GET A FREE ONLINE VISIT TO HELP WITH YOUR MEN'S ISSUES: https://www.getroman.com/official PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Topics: 00:20 Previously On The Official Podcast 04:05 Charlie, The Zionist 18:22 Google Stadia 21:40 Honey *Ad* 23:33 Returning To Stadia & Google 38:50 Robinhood *Ad* 39:58 Apple TV Plus & Stephen Spielberg 48:16 Roman Health *Ad* 49:16 Dictators & Their Families 57:41 The Things We Like Corner 01:03:48 The Cartoon Corner 01:08:30 Ending Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/flamzy-20gx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Alright boys, allow me to take this one if you would allow me to take this one if you
0:29.6	would allow me. I'm hoping I'm not going to suffer any technical problems here but it's been
0:35.0	a while since we last recorded and I figured it would be useful if we gave our podcast listeners
0:39.0	a recap don't you agree? Agreed. Sure. Alright. Previously on the official podcast.
0:47.2	What about your dad? He could still be alive. I wouldn't I would not get your hopes up.
0:52.0	All these years I thought he just left us but he was murdered. It was Mr White.
0:58.4	Charles White. That's impossible he was here with us. Charlie is my friends. Why would he do that?
1:03.8	Because he didn't laugh at his joke. Let your dying thought be that your sacrifice was for nothing.
1:13.1	No! Oh my god, he was shot. I know he has a plan to get rid of the body. It's completely arbitrary
1:20.0	and stupid. It's just basic chemistry, y'all. I'm gonna dissolve the body in a custom mixture of cyanide,
1:26.5	hydrochloric acid and cheese. Yeah Mr White. Yes science. You just stood there and watched as they
1:34.0	were killing my father. I didn't stare out for the entire thing. How was this this costume?
1:41.4	What did Andrew want from you? Fuck I just want to see me to my mouth and Tini's all over my body
1:46.5	and I want a girl to shit on my chest and I want to smell their assholes. He's probably
1:50.8	plotting some sort of revenge. I'm not gonna let him get away with this. Do you hate him?
1:56.1	For what he did to your dad? Because I do.
2:03.0	All right there we go. The plot thickens. That was beautiful. Spoilers I die in season four.
2:13.6	That seemed like it took so long to make. I know. Holy shit was that all was all the voice clips from
2:20.5	the last episode only. Yeah. What also? Wait you didn't get Andrew and Charlie to record? No I did
2:29.0	Charlie recorded that extra. I had a friend record that baby shak sent and I just took a bunch of
2:34.8	Andrews lines and Riverdale. Was Jackson wrote out of the show? I was just towards the end I got so
2:42.8	fucking lazy. Plus I had to sync it up to the Riverdale pre-cap music at the recap music. Sorry.
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