120: With CallMeCarson

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Five close man friends gather around to cum on cats. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on iTunes. Links below. GET A FREE PILLOW WITH AN AMAZING BED: text OFFICIAL to 848888 (8-4-8-8-8-8), Message and Data Rates May Apply GET 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER BY USING THE CODE OFFICIAL: https://www.joubird.com/official PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast 00:00 Introduction 01:18 CallMeKevin vs CallMeCarson 03:35 CallMeMasturbatory 15:46 Reddit Drama Alert 18:35 Purple Mattresses *Ad* 20:37 Shane Dawson Loves Cats 28:54 MySpace Fuckup 35:49 Joybird *Ad* 37:23 Gamers & Seats 46:25 Age Groups 52:04 Still Fighting In World War 2 58:29 Things We Like Corner 01:09:40 Ending Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Carson: https://twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/flamzy-20gx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, I just made it.
0:02.0	And it's crazy.
0:04.0	But here's my number.
0:06.0	No, come here.
0:08.0	Carson.
0:10.0	Hey, I tell you to look right.
0:12.0	I should be free.
0:14.0	But here's my number.
0:16.0	Carson.
0:18.0	Hey, I just made it.
0:20.0	And it's crazy.
0:22.0	But here's my number.
0:24.0	Carson.
0:26.0	I'm the one who's trying to take things.
0:30.0	But here's my number.
0:32.0	Carson.
0:34.0	The show is already so different that we're going to have Mr. Carson here.
0:38.0	Not only do the intro, but express why he knows how to do it.
0:42.0	Because this man dropped a fucking bombshell on us before recording.
0:46.0	Why don't you take it away?
0:48.0	What do you guys want me to say?
0:50.0	Just be honest.
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