121: My Dad Also Wrote a Porno
The Mortified Podcast
Mortified Media and Radiotopia
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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What’s the very worst way to learn about the birds and the bees from your parents? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Radio Tapio. |
| 0:04.0 | From PRX. |
| 0:10.0 | Dear diary. |
| 0:11.0 | 6th grade. February 14th. |
| 0:13.0 | 1991. |
| 0:14.0 | I am really depressed. |
| 0:15.0 | How could she break up with me? |
| 0:17.0 | Mom, you can't read this. |
| 0:27.0 | January 26th. |
| 0:30.0 | Anzo put his hand up my shirt. |
| 0:32.0 | I held him back from going into my bra |
| 0:34.0 | because I had bandaged on my nibbles. |
| 0:40.0 | They hurt the night before. |
| 0:44.0 | He kissed my boobs on top of my shirt. |
| 0:46.0 | I was just sitting there like a doof. |
| 0:49.0 | I hope he doesn't think I'm a doof. |
| 0:52.0 | When it comes to the awkwardness of first sexual experiences, |
| 0:56.0 | we can all relate to Chelsea Foster. |
| 0:58.0 | February 9th. |
| 0:59.0 | Making out is wonderful. |
| 1:02.0 | Tonight he put his hands under my panties |
| 1:05.0 | and was like, massaging. |
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