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The Mortified Podcast

120: The Virgin Episode

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2017

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! Ring in ’18 with tales of teenagers who make a resolution to lose their virginity. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com

 

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0:00.0

Radio Tapio.

0:04.0

From PRX.

0:10.0

Dear diary.

0:11.0

6th grade. February 14th.

0:12.0

1991.

0:13.0

I am really depressed.

0:15.0

How could she break up with me?

0:17.0

Mom, you can't read this.

0:20.0

Some milestones in life are so momentous that reaching them can leave you feeling like nothing will ever be the same again.

0:26.0

That was the case for Andy Flores on one historic night in 2008.

0:30.0

November 6th.

0:33.0

As of election day.

0:35.0

I am no longer a virgin.

0:38.0

Congrats, Barack Obama, and congrats me!

0:44.0

From PRX and Radio Tapio, this is the mortified podcast I'm Neil.

0:48.0

And today, in honor of the new year and all the impossible resolutions we set for our next year,

0:54.0

we will be back with a new video.

0:57.0

I am sure you'll be able to see the new year's best performance in the future.

1:01.0

I am sure you'll be able to see the new year's best performance in the future.

1:05.0

From the new year and all the impossible resolutions we set for ourselves,

1:09.0

we present tales of teenagers desperate to reach that climactic moment when they can finally shout.

1:23.0

I could not wait to join the sexual revolution.

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