121: Christmas with a Capital C
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2017
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
This week, Eli and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Christmas with a Capital C" ... or what we like to call "How the Jew Stole Christmas."
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| 0:00.0 | The all new Honda HLV Hybrid is a very good looking car. |
| 0:04.6 | So here we are on the radio where it's clean lines can't distract from its other qualities |
| 0:10.4 | like its spacious interior, advanced safety features are standard, connectivity or hang |
| 0:15.9 | on. |
| 0:16.9 | Are some of you searching online for a picture of it? |
| 0:19.2 | Okay, it's gorgeous, but you know what? |
| 0:21.8 | Go to a showroom, see it in person, maybe even test drive it. |
| 0:26.0 | It's not all about looks. |
| 0:28.0 | Honda, the power of dreams. |
| 0:34.3 | And they are so dedicated to making this character cutesy that they have just covered her face |
| 0:39.9 | in flour and frosting to the extent that my wife who hadn't been paying attention looked |
| 0:45.4 | up from her phone where she was playing hungry shark saw the little girl and goes genuinely |
| 0:50.3 | goes did someone come on her face and I paused the movie and I was like, what do you think |
| 0:55.8 | what would happen in this movie where a child had come in their face? |
| 0:59.5 | She was like, I don't know, you watch weird movies and left the room. |
| 1:05.4 | That's what is a better animal leaving the rooms. |
| 1:08.0 | I like it. |
| 1:09.0 | I like it. |
| 1:10.0 | Ooby. |
| 1:11.0 | Ooby. |
| 1:12.0 | Ooby. |
| 1:13.0 | Ooby. |
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