120: The Star

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	So yeah, so Joe finds Mary out rock sitting oh
0:08.2	Dude if she had an ancient coat hanger how amazing with that
0:16.2	They call over the hunter guy hey, we're kind of
0:19.6	Worried about the can you take care of this like
0:22.0	You a lot of people have fallen down wells in this movie I'm thinking donkey causes a root goldberg abortions
0:30.7	Oh
0:37.7	Oh
0:49.7	Well, welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because damn it
0:54.6	If that's not what it says on the shows description
0:56.8	Your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back. Thanks Noah
1:03.1	You know who thought we were pedophiles the clerk at the movie theater
1:08.2	Where we saw a cartoon matinee together
1:13.0	Pretty sure he's looking for a wingman, but uh, yeah, he was gross. Yeah, no, it was odd and of course sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnig Eli
1:23.7	How are you this fine afternoon sir the exact same thing happened to me?
1:29.1	I don't I don't have social graces so I played into it with the lady I kept being like you're a murderer and she's like
1:35.8	Trying to do that like polite retail laugh like I feel like no seriously
1:40.3	I'm not plotting anything. You're weird. I'm gonna come here at Tuesday
1:45.8	4 a.m. 4 p.m. To watch a children's movie, right?
1:49.6	Right
1:51.4	Do you mind if I take a picture of you with a timestamp on it? No, no
1:56.4	Hold up that newspaper got it
1:58.8	You're very wacky. I get it
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