120: The Star
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2017
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story.
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| 0:00.0 | So yeah, so Joe finds Mary out rock sitting oh |
| 0:08.2 | Dude if she had an ancient coat hanger how amazing with that |
| 0:16.2 | They call over the hunter guy hey, we're kind of |
| 0:19.6 | Worried about the can you take care of this like |
| 0:22.0 | You a lot of people have fallen down wells in this movie I'm thinking donkey causes a root goldberg abortions |
| 0:30.7 | Oh |
| 0:37.7 | Oh |
| 0:49.7 | Well, welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because damn it |
| 0:54.6 | If that's not what it says on the shows description |
| 0:56.8 | Your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back. Thanks Noah |
| 1:03.1 | You know who thought we were pedophiles the clerk at the movie theater |
| 1:08.2 | Where we saw a cartoon matinee together |
| 1:13.0 | Pretty sure he's looking for a wingman, but uh, yeah, he was gross. Yeah, no, it was odd and of course sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnig Eli |
| 1:23.7 | How are you this fine afternoon sir the exact same thing happened to me? |
| 1:29.1 | I don't I don't have social graces so I played into it with the lady I kept being like you're a murderer and she's like |
| 1:35.8 | Trying to do that like polite retail laugh like I feel like no seriously |
| 1:40.3 | I'm not plotting anything. You're weird. I'm gonna come here at Tuesday |
| 1:45.8 | 4 a.m. 4 p.m. To watch a children's movie, right? |
| 1:49.6 | Right |
| 1:51.4 | Do you mind if I take a picture of you with a timestamp on it? No, no |
| 1:56.4 | Hold up that newspaper got it |
| 1:58.8 | You're very wacky. I get it |
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