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#120 - NEW YEAR, FRUIT DICKS, & THE HWMF CHALLENGE!

HWMF Podcast

Seth Feroce

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2022

⏱️ 110 minutes

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In this episode of the HWMF Podcast, Seth Feroce and Bobby Dautrich open up with bananas (fruit dicks). They talk about their goals for 2022, the HWMF Transformation Challenge, & climbing mountains!

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0:00.0

Solid fruit dick. It's a fruit dick. Yeah, like a vegetable dick. Fruit dick. I'll never I'll literally never look at the same

0:07.0

No, I never called it that before. That's fruit dick. Yeah, I love bananas

0:12.4

So does all of my children and my son. I'm all my children my daughters and my son. We all love fruit dicks

0:19.5

It's a little rough. Yeah, because as an asshole whenever you see someone eat something like a penis shape

0:25.7

Even though it's your fucking one and a half year old son. You're like, how's that dick taste? Yeah, yeah

0:30.5

I don't eat dick-shaped things. No, you don't

0:32.6

If I eat a banana I break it off. I do as well. Yeah, but if I

0:36.4

SJ just kind of smashes everything only only eat popsicles like by myself. Yeah, mm-hmm, and I bite them. I don't yeah

0:46.7

Like how are you gonna like how are you gonna suck on a popsicle?

0:50.2

I

0:52.2

Unless you're into that thing, then I get it. Yeah, but like it's weird to me even like alone

0:58.4

Because it might even be more fucked up alone

1:00.6

You're like really this is like me being subconsciously gay right now

1:04.3

Even though I'm not I cannot eat this delicious cherry popsicle that I loved as a child any longer. Yeah, no, I bite it

1:12.3

I also was blessed like with I don't have sensitive gums

1:15.0

I'm just like I'm bite I get a little bit of a tingly feel like just thinking about it. Mm-hmm. It's a rough one

1:22.4

It's rough one. I like twin pops twin pops. Yeah, I'm shitty generic cheap motherfuckers. Yeah, like the shitty vanilla ones

1:29.4

Yeah, yeah, oh really. Yeah, my god. I was like in the style of the ass

1:34.8

Loves these cheap fucking 25 cent vanilla popsicles. Yeah, that was like we got it at the pool like as a kid

1:42.9

Possession that makes sense then yeah, twin pops the giant white freeze pops. Yeah, those are good the big freeze pops were fun. Yeah, like they

1:52.1

I wonder how fat is fuck

1:54.4

Yeah, you eat like that now, too. You just run it off. Yeah, that's just burns away

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