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Dam Internet, You Scary!

120: Astroworld & R. Kelly Doing Yoga In Prison on DIYS w/Ron G

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Guest: Comedian Ron G
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com.comedianrong

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0:00.0

excited about today's episode man. I'm excited to be here. I started by working on a new trainer. I'm out here man. Out here, bro. I am, I'm so committed to next year's success. Like, I'm looking at... Can you stop right there, stop right there put a book next year success who says that I

0:16.5

in the current year and did listen super dope bro I am looking for I'm I'm gonna find a speech therapist so I can like get control of me

0:25.3

stumbling when I'm going too fast breathing breathe well yes yes but I also I just

0:31.2

breathe stupid my allergies or asthma yeah people grow up in the

0:34.9

hood we don't take full breaths either so that's true that's why talk fast

0:37.6

for real anxiety bro that's funny you don't take full breaths, it's true.

0:43.7

Man, I just be, I'll be trying to breathe. I messed around and had an asthma attack

0:48.2

yesterday. Yeah, I'm gonna talk about it, but yeah man, I'm got a, looking for a speech therapist and then started with the new

0:55.0

trainer because I told my age I was like bro I don't want to go out for background and

0:58.6

all of that anymore I want a lead row I want to be first and second on the call sheet and I was like I know what I need to do yeah I'm going to take these classes I'm going to lose his weight I want to I'm going to look like a first lead a first rate what is the first heater on the lead on the show.

1:13.7

I'm gonna do what I need to do. I just need you to make sure that you

1:16.8

putting everything behind me, bro, because I'm gonna make it happen.

1:19.8

Oh, absolutely. I'm ready for it. And it's happening. So where does the hot dogs with personal pickles come into play?

1:26.9

Just curious. I mean, I believe in what you're saying. I hear everything you're saying, but where does the hot dog with the personal pickles it's all about balance

1:33.8

okay it's all about balance the personal pickles it cracks me up you know just a couple of

1:37.7

month just just you know sparingly I don't have to do them all in one day

1:40.9

watching you just tear the corner? Just that, you know?

1:44.0

Got a personal pickles?

1:45.0

Hilarious.

1:46.0

And so when you at 7-Eleven getting your hot dogs, well they're not sponsors.

1:50.0

When you at the place getting the hot dogs.

1:52.0

That's it.

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