12: Whomst Was At the Tombst? (The Gospel of John, Part Two)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Okay, Theophiloi, let's get this clear right now: Roy Thomas was the second editor-in-chief of Marvel after Stan Lee, and is often considered to have been the first comics creator to make the leap from fan to pro, so yeah, he's basically Luke. Hope that clears it all up. Now that that's done, break off a hunk of traitor bread and join us as we finally finish with the canonical gospels! This week: the back half of the Gospel of John, aka the Gospel of Travis! Enjoy a not insignificant amount of Gay Content, a good bit of Peter Rehab, and learn that Pontius Pilate was maybe not such a bad guy after all. Plus, a message to all our time traveler listeners!

Topics of discussion: another trip to the bar, Lazarus, the Beloved Disciple(s), Apostle vs. Disciple, Mary Magdalene, the Da Vinci Code, and the Magdalena, Christopher Marlowe, King James, and Calcagno causing quite a bit of trouble, John Linen (ugh), a much better idea for Boba Fett, "Catamite," Erastes and Eromenos, Judas (not Iscariot), a weird verse to have on a poster, jalapeno poppers at the last supper, Dante's traitor power rankings, Olive Garden and Golden Corral and their relationship to the divine, the etymology of "Iscariot," Satan going to sleep with a little bread blanket, Teen Peter, St. Procla, the difference between martyrdom narratives and RomComs, Mary of Clopas, the Levirate Law, the Three Marys, the Spear of Destiny, the Passion of the Christ, the Top Five Victims of Crucifixion In History, a very specific number of fish.

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0:00.0	Do not be amazed at this, because a time is coming when all who are in the graves will hear his voice and come out.
0:05.9	Those who have done good things to the resurrection of life, but those who have done wicked things to the resurrection of judgment.
0:12.6	The Gospel of John, Chapter 5, verses 28 through 29.
0:16.8	Music You only live twice or so insane.
0:44.8	Hello everybody, and welcome to Apocrypal's.
0:46.9	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it.
0:51.8	We are your hosts, the Sons of Thunder.
0:55.0	My name is Chris Sims.
0:56.1	With me as always is Benito Serino.
0:57.5	Benito, how are you today?
0:59.8	Feeling a little broken up if you catch my meaning.
1:03.7	You know what would be great?
1:05.1	What's that?
1:06.1	If we could be done with the Gospels.
1:08.2	Yeah, that'd be pretty good, right?
1:10.4	I mean... These these four at least. If we
1:12.1	could be done with the canonical Gospels, that would be very exciting for me. Yeah, I mean, it has been
1:18.3	fun, but yeah, we thought it was going to be four in and out, no problem. And instead, we're at six
1:26.4	now, and some of them are individually our longest episodes.
1:32.3	Much, much gospel content.
1:34.5	So much gospel content.
1:35.9	And we're going to go ahead and dive into that.
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