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Welcome to Night Vale

12 - The Candidate

Welcome to Night Vale

Night Vale Presents

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2012

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The search for a dangerous fugitive finally comes to an end, but he's gaining some unexpected popularity. Plus, what to do about those noisy sunsets, City Council rejects "breath entitlements," and more issues with Santa Claus at the Night Vale mall.

Weather: "The Brightness" by Anais Mitchell. anaismitchell.com

Music: Disparition, disparition.info

Logo: Rob Wilson, silastom.com

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch.

0:02.6

Don't believe me?

0:03.6

Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store.

0:05.8

You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blanket, stickers, posters, mugs, and

0:09.6

so on.

0:10.6

In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now.

0:14.2

We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things.

0:17.4

So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be

0:21.1

there long.

0:22.1

Some new items we just got in.

0:24.2

A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big

0:28.7

Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale

0:34.4

spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and

0:39.8

beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth.

0:42.3

Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love.

0:46.4

Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all.

0:52.0

The policeman in that intersection is not directing traffic.

0:57.5

He's coding an urgent message to all of us.

1:01.9

Welcome to Night Vale.

1:29.3

First The News Old Town Night Vale residents are complaining about

1:34.6

extremely noisy sunsets.

1:38.1

Several agitated citizens are pushing for the city council to do something about the

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