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🗓️ 15 November 2012
⏱️ 24 minutes
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An important announcement from the Night Vale Council for Commerce to regularly consume wheat & wheat by-products. Plus, the dangers of discount bloodstones, property taxes going up, and changes afoot in our health insurance policies!
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1:21.2 | The representatives from the Greater Medical Insurance Community announced this week that major |
1:32.9 | insurance providers would no longer cover government disseminated illnesses. These ailments were |
1:41.3 | created to control undesirable populations and include AIDS, most cancers, irritable bowel syndrome, |
1:52.0 | telekinesis, tingling, and any kind of food allergy. Doctors advise that the best way to avoid |
2:01.0 | acquiring any of these conditions is to limit questionable public activities. Try not to be |
2:09.1 | in a lower economic class and give regularly to an approved religious organization. |
2:16.9 | Take these precautions and you should live a healthy or at least medically insured life. |
2:27.6 | In other health news, the Nightfail Council for Commerce reminds you to regularly consume wheat |
2:35.2 | and wheat byproducts. By doing so, you are directly supporting the local Nightfail farmer, |
2:42.4 | as well as the local Nightfail commodities conglomerates. Looking for a snack? Try wheat or a wheat |
2:50.2 | byproduct. Dinner, wheat, and or its byproduct. Trying to patch a leaky roof? We have just the thing |
2:59.2 | for you and we also have its byproducts. Wheat and wheat byproducts. By Americans, |
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