12 STEPS OF CHRISTMAS - TRAILER
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Manifest Media / TABLE READ
4.0 • 440 Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2023
⏱️ 3 minutes
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Summary
Buckle the hell up for this ho-ho-hopeless father-son Christmas trainwreck podcast comedy. When raging brat Jake can't score the new Phone he wants, he turns to his deadbeat boozehound dad Carl for help. Claiming AA miracle cures (yeah effing right), Carl promises a 12-step program to make Jake less of an a-hole. Dysfunction delivered like a mutha over the 12 Days of Sh*tstmas, ya hear me?! We talkin' cousins brawlin' over Baby Jeezy's crib, kidnapped kids, investment scams promising "free boats" lmao. But through every electrocution, graphic testimony, and prison stint...could the real Christmas miracle be this wasteoid dad and screechin' banshee kid finding their family spirit? Pfffft you better believe things get lit AF by the final step (felony charges notwithstanding obvi). Heartwarming AF meets raunch-fest galore in this ho-ho-holiday honey, ya dig? Snoop hands joint Now pass that shiz and get ready to laugh your mistletoe off!
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| 0:17.0 | Buy the Galaxy S23 FE to claim 294 pounds worth of rewards, including a free pair of Bud Zephi. |
| 0:23.2 | Purchase from a participating retailer by the 25th of Jan 24 |
| 0:26.2 | clean Buds Effi within 30 days of purchase. |
| 0:27.8 | Tees and sees apply Samsung. |
| 0:29.0 | com pricing shown. 13 year old |
| 0:44.0 | old Jake Reed has a Christmas problem. |
| 0:46.0 | I need mom to like me so I can get what I want to see. |
| 0:49.0 | Teach me how I can make her happy. |
| 0:50.0 | That only has a strange alcoholic father consult. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm probably the worst pick for that one. |
| 0:57.0 | Exactly. I need you to teach me how to not be you. |
| 1:00.0 | With less than a week to go. |
| 1:02.0 | My old AA notebook. |
| 1:03.3 | Look, underneath all the real 12 steps, I wrote a modified one just for us. |
| 1:08.0 | You're not hooked on Hooch. |
| 1:09.2 | You just got to be a better kid. |
| 1:11.2 | Can Jake? |
| 1:12.2 | What the hell are we doing at a Mexican AA meeting? |
| 1:14.7 | And his fuck up father? When I drink, I don't get drunk. I get normal. |
| 1:19.9 | And I get drunk. Become to help each other needs. |
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