12 Steps of Christmas - Act 1
Table Read
Manifest Media / TABLE READ
4.0 • 440 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
12 STEPS OF CHRISTMAS — a filthy Christmas comedy. When a rebellious kid is denied his dream Christmas present by his mom, he goes to his estranged alcoholic father (who lies about being sober) with an idea: adapt the 12-step program to teach me how to not be you.
Act 1 - When 13-year-old Jake’s fed-up mother tells him he won’t get the cell phone he absolutely NEEDS this Christmas, he goes to the only other person who ever pissed her off as much as he seems to: his estranged alcoholic father, Carl. Jake’s plea: adapt the 12-step program to teach me how to not be you.
We see Carl’s life doesn’t represent the change Jake is probably hoping for. We meet Carl’s parole officer, Jordan, via voicemail as Carl navigates clear artifacts of an alcoholic life.
Jake and Carl begin their mission with Step 9—but Jake’s attempts to make amends leave him battered and bloodied. Will he decide to keep going? Can this fuck-up father teach this fuck-up son how to be less of a fuck-up—all in time for Christmas?
Pitch – When 13-year-old Jake’s fed-up mother tells him he won’t get the cell phone he absolutely NEEDS this Christmas, he goes to the only other person who ever pissed her off as much as he seems to: his estranged alcoholic father, Carl. Jake’s plea: adapt the 12 Step program to teach me how to not be you.
Will Jake find out that Carl’s sobriety is secretly a bunch of humbug?Can this fuck-up father teach this fuck-up son how to be less of a fuck-up—all in time for Christmas?
Join two of the least qualified people in the world as they stumble into lessons of empathy and personal responsibility—and believing in the motherfuckin’ spirit of Christmas.
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| 0:31.0 | Oh! First thing that we all do together is we say table read and then we say the title of the script that we're done. |
| 0:41.0 | So all in unison give me a table read 12 steps of Christmas. |
| 0:45.6 | Ready go. |
| 0:46.6 | Table read 12 steps of Christmas. Now, I want to tell you all that you're the first cast that has done it with energy. |
| 0:57.0 | Okay, Marie. |
| 1:00.0 | Let's do one more, just give me a little... |
| 1:01.0 | A little bit of a little bit of a little bit me a little, one more Holy Christmas. |
| 1:03.4 | One, two, three, Title Three, |
| 1:05.6 | 12 Steps of Christmas. |
| 1:08.0 | Excellent. |
| 1:09.0 | Fantastic! |
| 1:10.0 | Thanks. |
| 1:11.0 | 12 Steps of Christmas written by Brian Allen. Act 1, cell phone |
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