12: On Bennifer, The Golden Globes Implosion, Miu Miu x Levi's Collab

Every Outfit

Arts, Fashion & Beauty

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We discuss the return of Bennifer, the downfall of Ellen Degeneres, Lauren explains what the fuck is going on with the Golden Globes, Tom Cruise’s iconic performance in Magnolia, Lauren’s iconic Julianne Moore impression, Britney and Mariah’s celebrity pride merch, our superior Pride merch, Miu Miu’s upcycled Levi’s collab, Kourtney’s Orgasm candle, Caitlyn’s suspicious voting record, Kim’s stolen Roman statue, and more!

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0:00.0	My house.
0:03.0	I spent $40,000 on shoes.
0:07.0	What's the matter, Mourty?
0:09.0	My name is my little press.
0:12.0	Great gowns.
0:16.0	Beautiful gowns.
0:18.0	Fashion has changed.
0:20.0	Oh, it hasn't.
0:22.6	My name is Chelsea Fairless, and I'm Lauren Garoni.
0:26.6	What was that?
0:28.6	My mom was like, love the podcast, think you're great, think Chelsea is great.
0:32.6	The only time you're monotone is when you say your name.
0:36.6	So maybe be a little more upbeat.
0:38.5	Sounds so unnatural. It really does. I think you should stick with the monotone.
0:45.5	I'm mildly hungover in case you can't tell from listening to my voice. I literally have an ice
0:52.2	roller on my forehead right now. Yeah, I gave Cheelle an ice roller and she's rolling it against her forehead as I speak. I'm also like pounding. I like have two cans of Diet Coke that I'm pounding. To be fair, they're mini diet coax. Yeah. I don't feel that bad about it, honestly. But it's good. I mean, one thing about me is that being hungover does make me a funnier person than I would be otherwise. So I think it'll, I think it'll serve the comedy, you know? Yeah, you got a real great attitude. See, that sounded sarcastic, but I meant that genuinely. Benefer is back, baby. Yeah. If you're listening to this podcast, then you definitely know that Benefer 1.0 is back on. Maybe, probably. Well, now we're in Benefer 2.0. No, because that was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Oh. So is this Benefer 3.0? I forgot about that. Wow. What are the odds? I know. So over the weekend, the paparazzi just happened to capture the duo Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez riding around together in Montana, where it said that they spent a whole week together at Affleck's ski chalet at the Yellowstone Club in Big Sky. I mean, I feel like as a country, we needed this right now.
2:01.8	You know, there's something like really wholesome about it, despite the fact that they're
2:05.7	shacked up in Montana, probably having the most depraved sex, hopefully.
2:10.9	Well, I was going to say to those who say manifestation doesn't work.
2:14.4	I've been manifesting this since 2005.
2:16.8	Have you?
2:19.2	I'm just 16 years off in my manifestations, it would seem. I think the nice thing about it is it gives us hope in a weird way.
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