12 - Kump in a Closet
Kump
Ray Kump
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
A new day has dawned, as Ray begins recording the podcast from the closet that he shares with Lucie. He introduces his new character, "Andrew Dice Judas," discusses the Mueller Report, Barbara Streisand, and the lies his father taught him about Agent Orange.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to Kump. This is a different thing we're doing today. |
| 0:24.9 | I am in a closet, literally. |
| 0:27.9 | Lucy is asleep in our bed. |
| 0:30.8 | We have a decent, I mean, it's not, it's a walking closet. |
| 0:35.2 | And I'm staring at my underwear and my old shoes uh there's an old keyboard that |
| 0:39.5 | lucy has um I've been trying to find time to do my show just show you're listening to here |
| 0:46.2 | and uh so I'm literally I have I'm just closed I'm not sure I can get out of this thing |
| 0:52.2 | I didn't try to open it yet. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm pretty sure. |
| 0:55.5 | Well, there's a loose screw in the doorknops. |
| 0:57.5 | So it's probably fine. |
| 0:58.7 | But yeah, I'm squeezed into a closet right now to record this. |
| 1:02.2 | So you're welcome. |
| 1:05.8 | Yeah, so first of all, we'll just do a little. |
| 1:09.9 | First order of business. Go subscribe to our love is disgusting it's our |
| 1:15.5 | phenomenal new podcast you've heard lucy steyner out twice on this show our chemistry is amazing |
| 1:21.1 | the new episode is fantastic we talk about uh getting me getting pissed on lady cucking lucy Lucy she's a lady cuck I mean |
| 1:30.4 | she mentioned that she I think she did we go into detail on that how we're gonna |
| 1:34.0 | get that done there's a whole thing about her weird sexual fantasies look it's |
| 1:39.8 | it's it's disgusting and really the name is appropriate how I fetishize her shit to the non-sexual way. Just great stuff. So, I mean, look, if you like this, because this is, I don't look, you like this. I enjoy doing it. This is mania. I, I, I don't go on Reddit typically, uh, and like, look for myself. I don't go around around at all really I should go over and read it more |
| 2:02.4 | but I don't |
| 2:04.6 | I mean if you guys have tips for me how to |
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