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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

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4.7820 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0

This came in on Friday.

0:21.2

Heather says, I don't appreciate you calling flight attendants donkeys. I've never heard a pilot refer to us as donkeys. Well, not to your face. It's not true. I was with a pilot yesterday, a friend of mine, and I'm not going to mention the airline or anything like that. But the fact is that he says he can never say that out loud because he's not allowed to say that kind of stuff. But yeah, he should, yeah, aisle dogs.

0:22.9

I have talked to other pilots who have referred to them as cart donkeys.

0:28.5

Which is better than aisle donkeys, right?

0:30.1

Not aisle donkeys, but cart donkeys.

0:33.8

I'm originally from Grand Island, but currently live in Phoenix, Arizona. I expect more. Thanks for listening. Right, for my fellow Huskers. Wow. No, we're not. Oh, no. She's not a listener then. She's not a listener. Also, flight attendants. Fellow Nebraska's might be a thing to say, but not Huskers. They do get random breathalizers here in the U.S. Zero tolerance for my company. Doesn't say the company,

0:56.1

but she's based in Phoenix. I'm guessing Southwest. I'm guessing Southwest. And I asked her if she was

1:01.2

going to be on part of the crew. That's departing for Phoenix. Flying you at 235 on Friday.

1:07.6

Is she respond? No, I haven't heard. I just brought that. Because I think that's what we'll probably stop saying,

1:12.3

Owl Donkey when confronted. I mean, I'm flying today. What I mean? Heather. I'm flying here in about four hours. So maybe, sorry if you walk up to me and say, don't call me Owl Donkey. Why do they breath? The don't knowies. Is that a safety thing?

1:27.1

Yeah, yeah.

1:27.9

They have to put the slide out and stuff.

1:29.8

You're done.

1:30.7

They don't want to drop it. donkey. Why do they breath the lives of donkeys? Is that a safety thing? Yeah.

1:27.8

Yeah.

1:43.9

They have to put the slide out and stuff. You're done. They don't want to drunk a aisle donkey. If something goes wrong, you want them to be not. You also don't want them pitched at you. You know. Well, if you had to pick, everybody would rather have a drunk donkey than a pilot. Yeah. Well, yeah. But I guess the It was one with a slight buzz

1:45.8

A slight buzzed donkey

1:47.2

What are you going to hand out the miss of pretzel distribution? They are there for your safety, Nick, not just for our pleasure. They'll tell you that. Are they really? No. Things really go down. No, they're there for your pleasure. Yeah. I mean, like to give you a drink and give you a pillow. Right. You're not talking handy. I mean, pleasure. Yeah, but I think if you got to. You're not talking. Whip out the slides. You probably want sober donkeys. Well, yeah, they can't have them. I mean, it's like any job. And that can't be that tough. You can't show drunk. I mean, you know. I think they could, I think it's fine if they're a little, not wasted, but. Oh, I think it's fine too. It's fine. So she's mad at us? No, no. It sounds like she loves the show, but she's just unaware of what the pilots say about the flight attendant.

2:37.5

Does she like cart donkey better than Isle Donkey?

2:40.4

I didn't mention that to her, but I have heard that term.

2:44.7

More than once from professional pilots.

2:47.9

They work hard, man.

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