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certainly not at this point 30-ish years does not make it go bad it's uh just uh does coke go bad

30 years

I was working on my dad's

floor in his house

he bought this house in 1993

there was a dump of a house then

it was known in town

to be the party house

I was 12 at the time

I remember my parents

trashing a bunch of potted plants

when we first started working on it.

Potted plants.

Which I later came to realize was weed.

We worked on that house forever, although it does have strong bones because it was so old, and it actually came out pretty decent.

As I said, I was working on this floor a couple of weeks ago, like under the house, working on bracing.

Dad's still around? I don't know. The floor back up. I see a large baggie. Shied my flashlight on it, crawl over. It's a baggie full of whitish powder. Moved it to the side so I could grab it later without anyone doing. Got home and tested it. It's a gallon size bag full of Coke, probably about eight pounds. Whoa. It still tests as Coke. I guess you can go to. You get a tester? I would just probably just rubbed it all my gums. The next step is to test for purity. This is a pretty early 90s, and old fentanyl. How old do I do with eight pounds?

I haven't done coke in over 20 years. I don't even have a contact anymore. See, that would be tough, Todd. You're right, because I haven't done coke in 26 years or something like that. Right. And if I found that, how about you just reenact that scene from the departed where Nick Nicholson grabs an entire handful of coke and just throws it on the hookers.

Try that.

Well, I'm getting to get a hooker then. I'm talking about, I think Todd, would you at least put on your gums at this point in our lives? I was assuming he did that unless you got a kick. No, I know. I'm talking about you and me, if you and you would find that for all these years. Oh, no. I'd probably go all Tony Montana. And just do a... Yeah, just have a pile of it on my desk. That's your Coke. Well, like you said, you know it's safe. Well, cocaine's not safe, but there'd be no... Right. Right. Like Nick said, less fentanyl. We could bring something for Nick and Puss. They could try it for the first time right here. Right. My advice would be...

You're not going to die, man.

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