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All right, proof that we're all just dumber.

This is not an onion headline.

Vaccine skeptic pet owners are refusing to inoculate their dogs, insisting the shots cause autism. Okay. Dogs dumb anyway. First of all, how do you know if your dogs get autism? Yeah. That's a good question. Either your dog does stupid stuff or he doesn't. Most dogs do something stupid, you know? Some dogs, I think, have OCD, but I don't think I could ever say one of them had autism.

Well, this is that's

this is not any headline by the way I know it's a real headline right no dogs do not

get autism no yeah well these are idiots obviously yeah well they vaccine

skeptics are idiots they don't believe your dogs want your dog might have autism. Social interaction difficulties, lack of interest in interacting with other dogs for people, avoidance avoid contact, difficulty understanding social cues and inability to read body language. That's a lot of dogs. That's a lot of dogs. Especially as they get older. You ever see an older dog around younger dogs? You doesn't want anything to do with them. Shut up. You're moving around too quick. I'm just going to be repetitive behaviors, constant tail chasing or spinning, pacing, obsessive licking. We had a dog that used to chase her tail. And the vet said that's kind of like a mild OCD thing. Yeah.

Well, I remember my grandparents had a pug and you can never catch that tail.

It's so small.

It spun around in circles, man.

I could never catch it. Every now and again, she would catch her tail, our dog.

K-9 dysfunctional behavior.

It's not autism.

repetitive behavior. Yeah. Don't innocuous like your dog said, and he'll die earlier, by the way. Our friends have a dog that you can, you could, that dog will let you throw the ball out in the yard as long as you will go. He will run out and grab that thing over. See, that's, that seems OCD to me. No, that's a, I see a lot of dogs just do that forever, man. But he never gets tired. He would just keep bringing that ball back. Drop it there and you throw it out the hour. For hours. No, they have to do the experiment. He's got to throw it for seven straight hours and see what happened. That dog will stop or just drop dead. I think this dog would drop dead before he would before he would

give up you take you rotate people in because they're going to get tired of doing it you know

i hate doubt them so i think there's some mechanism that will tell them they're tired yeah they're

tired yeah right there's also a mechanism that they stop to eat they're full. Because otherwise they would eat the whole damn bag of dog food.

If you see them, at least my dogs, they are voracious when it comes to, especially their first meal.

They're like you on a bag of chips, right?

Smashed.

They see their owner.

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