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Am I looking at, is that picture real of the,

because the story's real, but.

Are you sure?

It shows a raccoon drunk at a liquor store.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Flat beside the toilet and the liquor store bathroom.

Flat straight out, like gin sanity except for it on the back. Isn't that what they call that? When they lay out. Straight ahead, yeah. Front legs out in front, back legs stretch out behind. That's a splute. That is a classic sploot. Yeah, it's the reverse ginsanity. Todd was on his, no, you were on your face. No, he was on his face. Yeah, yeah, you did the thing. So these raccoons broke into a liquor store, correct?

Just one.

And we talked about raccoons getting drunk all the time, you know. We talked about, and I'm reading more and more, and maybe it just comes in my news feed often, but monkeys. Monkeys will eat the equivalent of a couple of alcoholic drinks a day from fermented fruit. And they've been doing this for a long time, apparently, like since fruit started to ferment. Well, that's what the raccoons probably do, too, where they're in dumpsters and a fish. There's garbage down there, too. They probably get a hold of that. Right. They like it. But this one broke into the liquor store. I know. He knows where the booze was. Ashland, Virginia. So seeking a buzz isn't just human nature. No. It's the nature of most beings. I wonder if he goes back. I bet you're going to keep seeking the buzz? Do you think he he's been drunk before I think that raccoon has been

drunk before probably you could smell the booge coming from the outside well I mean his friends and

family are all disappointed right I mean if you're hanging around yeah yeah if you're diving the

dumpster have a raccoon intervention yeah he's diving the dumpster of a liquor store this is a great

band name isn't this isn't the first time he's done you know made a dive in that dumpster oh this isn't a dumpster of a liquor store. That's a great band name, isn't it? This isn't the first time he's made a dive in that dumpster.

Oh, this isn't a dumpster?

He made it into the store.

He made it into the store.

He broke a glass.

He probably just knocked something down.

Yeah, there's a picture of one of the aisles where he'd been, he'd obviously knocked

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