He's here.

He's here.

Now broadcasting from the underground command post.

Deep in the fouls of a hidden bunker somewhere under the brick and steel of a non-descript building.

We've once again made contact with our leader at a mine.

Love that.

All right, welcome to the Mark Levin Show, Dan Bonsino at the Bonsino on Twitter,

filling in for Mark Taken a little holiday break.

Man, you never want before the show in your home studio equipment to be moving around.

Right, Mr. Producer? That's a very bad sign.

I, right, he's like, oh yeah, I have a clogged up desk here.

And I kid you not like a second before we went on the air.

I transmit through this Comrex box.

It looks like a big pom-pilot for those of you in radio.

You know what I'm talking about.

And it's a touch screen.

And don't freak out, Mr. Producer.

But seriously, like five seconds before we came on the air, the microphone cord was hovering above the disconnect button.

You would have been like, Mr. Producer, go.

And everybody would have heard, total, you would have heard crickets.

I can't even make the crickets sound.

So I fixed it.

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