Welcome to Garage Logic Podcast number 70, December 26, 2018.

It was 27 below on this day after Christmas in 1996.

And as warm as 51 on this day in 1936, we're brought to you by Fradaloni's A's Hardware Stores.

And now from the mayor's office above the boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake,

it's Garage Logic with rookie on production.

Chris Reaver's director of social media, John Hyde in the newsroom,

and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby Coffee Shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of common sense.

Your mayor, Joe Sushare.

Merry Christmas, post Christmas.

What do you, what do you have to do?

Where do you have to go?

When? Today. Why do we have to start a minute and a half early?

I got a thing. I've got my lunch here. I haven't had one bite.

I'm like, want a padlock, dogs here.

You got your mic going. I am testing, testing.

I got the wrong headphones on. You look like making mouse.

I don't know how somebody could use these headphones.

I found a peculiar fact about Minnesota.

It's not peculiar. Have you no sympathy for me?

No, it explains, it explains a lot.

Guess, guess we'll never have.

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