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And now, from the mayor's office above the boat house,

on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's garage logic, with work-earn production,

grace-reverse director of social media,

John Heiden, the newsroom,

and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby coffee shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner,

and keeper of common sense.

The only mayor, Joe Suschina.

Well, this show could get posted in time.

For many citizens of Gumpshin County

to make the 4pm performance of the garage logic wivesquire,

that 4pm performance this afternoon

will be, and we don't know that park right off Needle-Know's Avenue

on the shores of Hello, Hello Lake.

And then again, at 8pm tonight,

at the gazebo, and at the foot of Kermudgen Street,

near the mayor's office, and a great rendition of baby

it's cold outside tonight with the garage logic wivesquire.

Well, I can't hear a damn thing.

What do you think those are?

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