Thank you for calling Euphoria's Hanoramaquanza Miss Hotline.

This all-inclusive holiday info line will help you determine which holidays are appropriate

for you.

Please choose a number from the following options or say the word.

For information on Hanaka, press 1.

For Ramadan, press 2.

For Kwanza, press 3.

For Christmas, press 4.

Let's see Euphoria, I need Christmas information.

You have chosen Kwanza.

Kwanza is not just for African Americans anymore.

Kwanza is a fairly new holiday.

Kwanza means fruit in Swahili.

You may celebrate Kwanza regardless of your cultural history.

If you know an African American, are of African American descent or would secretly like to

be an African American, please join the Kwanza celebration.

Kwanza is fun to say and may be celebrated any way you like.

Christmas, what is with these people?

Bing Crosby, snow, Rudolph the Red Nose Ranger, I want the Christmas.

You have chosen Hanaka.

You'll know that you should celebrate Hanaka if you know the meanings of the word dreidel

and menorah.

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