Our buddy, uh, Rusba had a little incident on a plane. Now, I'm about the flies, so something I don't want to hear. Hello, T&T Radio Empire. I'm emailing about an incident that occurred on Southwest Flight 378 from Reagan to Omaha that departed 4.40 p.m. You're an asshole. This past Tuesday. Halfway through the flight. See, that's my flight. Yeah. I felt very lightheaded

and nauseous. I got up to go to the bathroom, walked about four steps. Next thing I remember

was me on the aisle with an oxygen mask and a flight crew performing medical procedures.

Oh, so that the plane's problem. While asking if there were any doctors on board, turns out I

passed out in the aisle. Whoa. I guess having only coffee, pretzels, peanut butter, am and 46 ounces of beer that day. What's not the brightest idea? I don't know. I want to do it, is he, man. Nick has probably done this before. I don't know why he singles Nick out. He makes reference to love. Probably the M&'s. Yeah, the diet. Being a broke college student, so he's pretty young guys. Oh, my God, he is you? Thankfully, the flight crew and some doctors were on board and able to wake me back up. And the flight landed in Omaha on time. However, everyone had to stay in their seats so I could exit first and check in with paramedics, even though the paramedics were able to check up on... Was he flying by himself? That sounds like it. Outside the plane, it still sucked being the reason no one could get off the plane right away. If I was not a broke college student, I would have offered to buy everyone a drink, still not as bad or embarrassing as the old lady who crapped herself throughout the plane on the Atlanta-Barsalona flight,

which had to return to Atlanta.

The reason I'm sending you this long-ass email is because I'm sure there are listeners on that plane

or listeners who know someone on that plane to which I would like to say thank you to the flight crew,

the doctors who attended to me.

Thankfully, they were not sitting in 9D, the passengers who gave me their snacks at Todd.

Happy Todd, yeah.

And the paramedics who took care of me at the end and all the passengers who checked on me during and after the flight.

I apologize to everyone on the flight for the medical emergency and creating an inconvenience on the flight. Maybe the beers were not the brightest idea, but what am I supposed to do, not drink? He took a header, right? Sounds like it. Sounds like you fell down. So he had to go back. They had to eventually get him back to his seat to sit there. He had to sit. He's sitting by strangers, obviously flying by himself. But they, I want to know this. They serve alcohol to everybody else while it's happening, because you're done. Oh, probably not. Once they pick him back up and sit them down. Oh, yeah, I'm sure once the aisles came here, I'm sure they went back to service. My question is, he said, thanks to the passengers who gave him their snacks. How about just get him more, Isle Donkey? There's more on the plane. Somebody shouldn't have to sacrifice their snacks so he can have more. Just go grab some, you know? Well, I'm sure they were going to. But how about a sandwich? Somebody have a sandwich on there, give him? Somebody have Jersey mics with them or something. Somebody's got to have some beef jerky. Yeah, you need more than pretzels to get your life back together once you pass out. I mean, 46 ounces of beer, that's what? Four beers? Probably two 23-ounceers at the bar. Right. Could be a tolerance issue. I'll be drinking there in two days. So what do you have? I'll do the challenge. I'll do it. What's his first name again? Ruseba. I'll do the Ruseba challenge. Tell me what he ate that day. Ah, yeah. I think you're up for it. Yeah. Coffee, pretzels, immanims. I can handle all that. Coffee, pretzels, peanut butter, am and then. 46 ounces of beer.

That's all we had, man.

So I learned a few things about flying Southwest in the credit card.

If you have the Rapid Rewards Visa, you get one free checked bag.

I have that.

But you have to be the primary card holder.

And I learned that I am not the primary card holder.

Oh.

That's probably the best thing.

She had a credit when you married her.

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