One of my favorite things about the day after Thanksgiving is something called Brown Friday with plumbers.

How we all just eat so much.

We clogged toilets all across the country with big turds.

No, but see, they say it's not about that, which I call BS on.

It is about that, too.

But they say it's a lot of people putting stuff down the drain that they shouldn't and clogging the drain

like the gravy and turkey drippings and grease all that stuff that goes down the drain

and also a lot of it goes into garbage disposal too yeah dropping things that shouldn't be dropped

in the disposal right right but it's also about... It's also turds.

Yeah, that's a combination of food and turds in the morning. It's not called Brown Friday for the reasons you might think. It's not primarily about clogged. Well, it's about that too. It is about that. I mean, it's about that too. Certainly a factor. Big old dumps. Yeah. But yeah, they go through and they're like, you know, here's all the stuff you shouldn't put down your drain and in your garbage.

Oh, it's funny because... factor big old dumps yeah but yeah they go through and they're like you know here's all the stuff

you shouldn't put down your drain and in your garbage just funny because yesterday we're downstairs

in the man cave watching the stealers and i go to the bathroom and it smells like ass and i come out

and i go right did you take a dump because i didn't not if he stood up or not and didn't see him

leave the couch at all for he goes no i said no seriously you take a dump and he I didn't, I don't know if he stood up or not and didn't see him leave the couch at off.

He goes, no.

I said, no, I'm serious.

You take a dump? And he goes, no. I said, why's the bathroom stink? And I don't know. And then I asked his girlfriend to go in there and check it out. Sit her. Did you ask her if she took a dump, too? Well, I did.

I know her pretty well.

I said, did you take it dumb?

Because no.

And, uh...

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