#119: "Sam's N(word)ightmare" + Was Dave Chappelle Cloned? + Bigfoot Pronoun Theatre

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning Broken simulation,
0:05.4	simulation, Broken simulation, with Sam Tripoli.
0:11.4	Welcome to Broken Sim, we're in it, dude. Are we in it Johnny? Are we in it?
0:16.4	We're in it, dude. We're in it, guys. We're trying to do this show as often as we can.
0:21.0	Sometimes we can't. Johnny's traveling, dogs get sick, people
0:24.8	crying, who knows what's going on, but I want to sell off the show Johnny and then
0:28.6	we'll get into my dates real quick. I want to take a moment of silence for all the Jewish trans at Coachella that are trying to deal right now
0:36.9	with doing Mali and Iran's attack.
0:41.0	It can't be easy. It can't be easy. Just right out the gate.
0:45.1	Right on the gate dog. We got to recognize their struggle. Okay? How many people at
0:51.3	Coachella right now are conflicted?
0:54.0	They're like, should I do Molly or should I mourn?
0:56.4	Which one should I do?
0:58.0	Well, they're doing Molly in memory of the lost lives.
1:02.0	Are they like, they're, well, they shouldn't drop bombs, they should drop music and love.
1:06.0	And everyone's like, yeah, you're like, shut up, okay?
1:11.0	Okay.
1:12.0	Famously bad war tactic dropping music and love.
1:15.0	Yeah, is that the way? That's called propaganda.
1:17.0	Never works.
1:18.0	You just know there's right now there's a tent where they're just talking about
1:21.0	How just dealing with the guilt of dropping Molly. I mean how much Molly to stop
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