#119 - Hamburger Stars and Sideways Baby

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss Paris Hilton, dog clothes and a very active audition.

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0:00.0	You're an ass cunt. You're an ass cunt. Is that a way to start? Yes, it's exactly how we start this fucking podcast. Yes. Yes.
0:07.3	Ask cunt. Is that really the way to do it? I like it. I'm comfortable in it. Yeah. I'm comfortable in it yeah I'm comfortable with it you're so mad at me already
0:15.7	are you why am I you're like my wife you woke up mad at me for no reason just me
0:21.4	being your podcast partner is infuriated.
0:24.0	Well, I think that would, I think that was Stanford 98% of the people if they were your
0:28.2	podcasting partner. You are a lump of bullshit.
0:33.0	How is anyone friends with you?
0:37.0	How is anyone friends with you?
0:39.0	How am I friends with you?
0:40.0	I don't know if I got a lot of them.
0:42.0	Do you ever get hit in the face of chairs? Like if you're walking on the street and you're just
0:46.0	why you by something you don't know would as anybody ever just picked up a chair and hit you in the face?
0:49.4	People love me in a real world. I get a hugs bro. Bro people come upon me with hugs.
0:55.0	They love the tenderness.
0:56.0	Yeah. They love the hats.
0:58.0	They do it.
0:59.0	Start your thing, what happens?
1:00.0	You are walking the room.
1:05.0	What happens?
1:06.0	What happens?
1:08.0	I like what happens.
1:10.0	That's already the best intro we've been to.
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