#118 - Pistol Dick and Dirty Santa

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss Dave's gun happy neighbor, Greg's dirty trailer living neighbor, and a penis lesson.

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0:00.0	You blow my whistle baby.
0:02.0	Wistle baby. No, no, here's the thing. I have my own.
0:06.0	We're not everybody has a guy like if you have your guy like who's your guy? Like if I have a guy.
0:11.0	Well right now my guy is L.L. Cool J.
0:13.1	I know.
0:14.0	Here's the thing, my guy's flow rider.
0:15.7	Always has been, always will be.
0:17.0	So what is flow rider doing right now?
0:19.0	It's also Florida.
0:20.1	It's a, it's not, not Florida, it's Florida. It's Florida. It's Florida. It's Florida.
0:24.1	No, there's no R. It's.
0:26.8	Cool J's. Look, can I tell you something?
0:30.7	First off, L. L. Kooljay is the man.
0:34.0	Let's just fucking...
0:35.0	People don't know this and what happens...
0:38.0	People might not know this right now,
0:39.0	although they'll know by the time this comes out,
0:41.0	that L. Kooljay surprised a burglar in his house and he beat that
0:46.0	burglar unconscious and what people don't seem to recognize is that not only is
0:51.5	L. Koolj a badass and just upped his street cried quite a bit but that
0:57.8	Burgler that guy who was probably on math just looking to fucking sell some shit and you get a new fix that guy who woke up in a hospital in
1:08.4	handcuffs that dude is walking the room. Bad Kallalalah. Florida. So you like Florida.
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