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Cowboy Boys Podcast

119 - Always Bet On Green

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9777 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The boys debate who is more blue-collar than the other and then Mac tells a story about watching a guy crash his car through a house while he was building a different house. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

.

0:03.0

.

0:05.0

. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

0:33.9

which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

0:38.3

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

0:44.5

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

0:53.5

Cowboy Boys. When I was in high school, I had a class called home building class.

1:02.0

Because it's like...

1:04.0

Are you building homes or were you building a metaphorical?

1:07.0

We were literally building a house.

1:09.0

Oh, good, good, good, good. What do you mean? What is a metaphorical?

1:12.8

I thought it was going to be home building like, this is, you know, like some Mormon shit.

1:18.2

No, there's, Home Act is like a real class people take. No, I know what home economics is.

1:23.3

Home economics is different from, in my mind, the Mormon version of a home building where they're like, you got to fucking support your, make sure your wife has the correct dish soap.

1:33.3

I don't know what in my mind it is, but home building, like how to have a family right.

1:40.2

Like a nuclear family.

1:41.6

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:42.7

They're like, hey, don't let your kids be gay.

1:45.3

And also do the dishes.

1:46.6

Yeah, make sure if you're a woman, you got to do this.

1:49.4

And if you're a man, you got to fucking...

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