118 - Gloryhole Gatekeepers

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The boys debate replacing their belly buttons with other parts of their body and Mac tries to visit a prostitute.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	.
0:05.0	. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.9	which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:38.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:44.5	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:53.5	Cowboy Cowboy Boy
0:55.0	Yeah, you're giving that Instagram
0:56.8	Baddy a like?
0:58.3	This person?
0:59.3	Yeah.
1:01.2	Don't...
1:01.5	Mr. Arf.
1:02.2	Don't read their name out loud
1:03.8	We're recording.
1:05.7	Yeah, I'm liking the instinct.
1:07.8	No, someone, I made a joke about
1:10.1	Dune, and I was like, ah, I hope I meet a
1:13.0	hardcore girl who likes Dune so I can tell her shy Hoolud is a band she's never heard of.
1:18.9	Juan, you're mispronouncing Shai Hulad Haluat. Shai Hulud. Hulud, that's how he says. Yes, yes, yes. Shai Hulid is how everyone pronounces it, though.
1:28.2	But shy Halued is anyway, and I was like, yeah, and it's clearly just like being shitty.
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