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funny shit.mp4. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

And for the next 24 hours, we aren't looking at a drastic change in temperature.

A high pressure anomaly is zooming in over Terre Haute, accompanied by light winds, and it might make for a few light showers.

This concludes a weather report.

Up next, we have Gaucho Cabucho and Carlos Rivera, bringing you the Fado Hora,

the best Portuguese music you can find outside of a Delaware pool hall. And, wait,

uh, wait, hold on just one second. I just got handed something. We have some breaking news.

Is this correct? Am I on?

Ladies and gentlemen, I interrupt our broadcast of sad music by men with incorrect-looking guitars to bring you a special report from W. Ben Terahot International News.

There have been multiple explosions outside of a Monsanto beefstick factory on the edge of downtown Terre Haute.

The spectroscope has located large plumes of smoke of an unknown origin that appear to be rising

rapidly.

Just huge plumes of smoke traveling into the air.

Authorities have immediately moved towards the scene, but the cause is unknown at this time.

The area has not responded to any radio contact and it appears that there is no phone

activity.

Uh, that's all we have right now.

We will bring you more information as it arises.

Now, back to the dreary fatalistic photo tones of Gaucho, Cabucho, and Carlos

Rivera music for women to trim their mustaches to.

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