Well, well, well. At last, I am the one in the nice hotel room, and you are the one

stuck at home. Oh, whatever. My gosh, you're constantly off-frolicking on vacations. You

can't afford. I mean, that part is true. And usually they're not even this nice.

This is not even that nice. Although, actually, let me just say, walking into an exquisite

hotel that, honestly, like, you didn't pay for, I'll be honest, this is a corporate trip.

So my corporation is paying for it. There's nothing more exquisite feeling. Any sort of luxury

that doesn't hit your credit card is the deepest luxury that you can experience. Right,

absolutely correct. Yeah, I will have more to report on my work trip next week, I'm sure.

Yeah, so you should you explain to our listeners where you are, not just some in big US luxury

hotel? I suppose. So I am in San Francisco for this week for a work summit. And the days are packed,

so got a lot to do, got to wake up early and record this lovely podcast. Yes, yes. A lot has happened

this week. So I feel like we really need to get into it. First, before we get to the second part

of our Scientology, Tom and Katie deep dive, we have to get to some breaking news. So first of all,

another marriage, irretrievably broken, another dissolution on the horizon, Emily Radikowski

and her husband are divorcing. Oh my gosh. I mean, this is not a marriage, though, that I was like,

I believe in love because of these two. Like this was not a Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson situation.

Right. Right. For sure. No, I think that I think that this is ultimately a lesson for people

because the rumor is that he's cheated on her. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So that's the word on the street.

And everyone's like, how could you cheat on Emily Radikowski? How could you know,

if you're cheating on Emily Radikowski, no one has any hope. Listen, ladies, here's the truth.

Do you want to hear my sermon, Chandler? Yeah. No, I think I know what you're saying. I'm

right there with you. It'll be under 60 seconds. Okay. Maybe even under 30. Literally, it has

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