117: The Enabler with Kathleen Madigan | Soder Podcast | EP 115
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Dan Soder
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🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour is starting back up in February. February 13th, we |
| 0:05.4 | kick back off in Orlando, but we're coming to Tampa, Buffalo, New York, Philadelphia, |
| 0:11.5 | Boston, Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma City. The list goes on and on. Go to Dan Soder.com |
| 0:17.7 | and see all announced dates. All dates are up and the tickets are on sale. |
| 0:22.3 | Go buy tickets right now. |
| 0:23.4 | I really appreciate it. |
| 0:24.6 | And I hope you're doing okay. |
| 0:31.7 | How tall are you? |
| 0:34.3 | 5-1. |
| 0:35.3 | 5-1? |
| 0:36.3 | Maybe. |
| 0:36.9 | Was that the... Is that where... Maybe. Maybe. It started at five one and a half. So maybe five and a half. Was that ever a moment where you're like, did you hated being short? No. I prefer it. Because you fit everywhere. You should watch me see Juan Barclay through an airport. Yeah. It's a mage balls. |
| 0:55.1 | Tall people do not see me. Yeah. I'm almost like a child. Sometimes it's irritating. Yeah, but like if I'm standing in line to get on the plane, and it's always dudes, I hate to say it, but women wouldn't do it. Sure. It's just, well, men are a lot taller. Anyway, they'll just walk right by me and I don't think they're being rude. I do not think they saw me |
| 1:13.8 | I'm just do it. Sure. It's just, well, men are a lot taller. Anyway, they'll just walk right by me. |
| 1:11.8 | And I don't think they're being rude. |
| 1:12.5 | I do not think they saw me. |
| 1:14.5 | I'm just like, |
| 1:15.2 | I'm there. Sometimes I'll yell if Jones traveling with you. I'm like, I'm a fucking person. Like, God damn, you guys. Oh my God, That little girl got so upset. |
| 1:25.7 | Where's her parents? |
| 1:27.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.3 | Oh my God. |
| 1:28.2 | I wonder if she emancipated from her family. |
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